“What makes an MMO truly special”: Hundreds of Old School RuneScape players have become monks and started a holy war after a pilgrimage got out of control
I blinked and a holy war kicked off. Over the weekend, a battalion of Old School RuneScape players gathered together to spread the good word of Saradomin, a pillar of the game’s theology, on a pilgrimage through the MMO’s PvP-enabled Wilderness zone. One thing led to another, and, well, a second pilgrimage is now planned for July 25, this time targeting a home base of the opposing Zamorak faction that has rallied in response to this all godly do-goodery.
On July 18, seemingly hundreds of OSRS players assembled at the monastery in the town of Edgeville sporting monk robes, holy symbols, white staves, and pockets full of lobsters (for healing, obviously).
Their plan, as Reddit user jan7283 explained, was to march to the PvP-heavy Revenant Caves as “one enormous, deeply underprepared religious group” with “absolutely no plan” beyond admonishing anyone found guilty of attacking other players.
In OSRS, PvP aggressors have a temporary skull icon placed over their heads, you see, making them a target for the chanting of these followers of Saradomin: “Brother, your skull concerns us.”
Absolutely nobody in the pilgrimage dabbled in, or specifically brought weapons for, killing other players, and anyone telling you otherwise is a Zamorakian traitor.
The cause was so noble that a true demon – not a player in a mask, another Zamorakian lie – even joined the pilgrimage. “I’ve changed my ways, but due to prejudice, some will say I can’t wear these robes,” says pious Reddit user gomy1020. In the end, they were accepted by some, with fellow monk Even-Stranger5764 reasoning, “Doesn’t matter how you pray to Saradomin, as long as you’re praying brother.”
The so-called “Brothers of the Monastery” successfully purified the Wilderness, as footage from Redditor Miro_Game shows.
“Really channeling the essence of the 2006 to 2008 era shenanigans with a 480p recording,” replies user Cold-Sigma-770. “Well done OP. A thematic masterpiece. Just needed the Unregistered Hypercam 2 watermark for the finishing touches.”
The pilgrimage went so well that, on July 19, de facto leader jan7283 announced the Brothers’ next mission. This time, on July 25, they will storm the Chaos Altar which is home to many Zamorak devotees. “They can kill some of us. They can kill most of us. But they can’t kill all of us,” jan asserts.
But the wicked were not quiet. The same day, scion of Zamorak (and Reddit user) suresh declared, flanked by an army of demons and dark wizards, that “THE ALTAR WILL NOT BE TAKEN.”
“The servants of Saradomin intend to march upon the Chaos Altar, draped in monk robes and calling their invasion a ‘holy pilgrimage.’ Let them come,” preaches suresh. “We will meet them in the Wilderness and remind them whose ground they trespass upon.
“Bring your finest robes of Zamorak, your weapons, your runes, and enough food to survive the march. Scouts, mages, rangers, warriors, and any loyal soul willing to defend the altar are called to arms.
“They preach order. We answer with freedom. They bring light. We shall show them fire. They claim we cannot kill them all. We accept the challenge. For chaos. For strength. For Zamorak.” I have to admit, they are persuasive.
The discussion in the lead-up to this July 25 conflict has been heated. “Brother, your plan concerns us,” remarks one Saradomin follower. “Hold fast, brother. Do not let evil strike fear into your heart. In Saradomin’s light there is no dark,” assures another.
“Are we just recreating God Wars now?” asks Tzazon, perhaps the most sensible person in the room, in a reference to the deity-on-deity combat at the heart of some of RuneScape’s juiciest lore.
So, here we are, watching the mortal armies of the RuneScape gods try to outwit one another in a genuinely powerful demonstration of what makes MMO communities so great. There are even fliers for the coming march: Saturday, July 25, at 12pm ET / 5pm BT / 6pm CT. The Brothers will meet at the Varrock Chapel and then meet the followers of Zamorak at the Chaos Altar. It’s sure to be a sight to see.
“I remember with a load of friends back in the day we all dressed up as LOTR characters and was seeing how far we could get into the wild and stay there without dying,” says one delighted player. “One of my fondest memories, love shit like this.”
“This is what makes a MMO truly special,” agrees another. “Love to see it. Hail Zamorak!”
